Writings
These often get spicy 🌶️. You've been warned.
The Parlor Trick That's Burning Down the House
What we call AI is a subset of a subset of AI that's really just a parlor trick—complex maths wrapped in a tuxedo, sold by oligarchs who can't tell a loss curve from a leveraged buyout, while the experts who built it stand just outside the door.
Trendslop and the Invisible Hand Job
On the long con of corporate DE&I, the selfish genius of Adam Smith's invisible hand, and why the trendslop running your leadership team is just a mirror with bullet points.
The Invisible Man Has a Shadow, and It's Fucking Stupid
The Invisible Man runs your company. He lives in the boardroom, doesn't know what your job entails, and makes every decision that matters with the capricious energy of a toddler who just discovered screaming gets him Goldfish crackers.
Open to Opportunities
I added 'Open to opportunities' the second my pay rise didn't match inflation—and you should too. This isn't a thought-leader koan. It's a taxonomy.